this is for the 2025 UChicago Scav Hunt, specifically item
- Your wife left you? Pathfinder fixes this. [2e points for showing us how]
If your wife left you IRL, Pathfinder lets you work through your emotions through roleplay, helps you build social skills, find new friends or even a new wife. Tabletop RPGs with a good group can be a great asset to your social and personal life, as can many things, the most important part is that putting yourself out there and letting yourself be vulnerable is important to grow and change into someone more capable of fostering a healthy relationship.
If your character’s wife left you in Pathfinder, you have more options.
- Use a 6th level modify memory spell to forget you ever had a wife.
- Use a Fabricated Truth to believe your life is better without her.
- Make a deal with a succubus that’ll help you forget your wife.
- Make a deal with a doppelganger that’ll let you pretend your wife never left you.
- Take advantage of the massive wealth disparity between adventurers and commoners to live well the rest of your life with an entourage of hangers on that hype you up all the time.
If all else fails, roll up a new character. A new character could both
- Not have a wife that left them (if your character’s wife left), or
- Totally consume your brain for a while (if your wife left),
either way, a perfect solution with no flaws or side-effects!